Oh Jesus!!! God!
Brenda.
well i didn't want no one seeing me like this
how's my boy Bill? is he alright?
your boys fine Brenda
so...
What's going on here, exactly?
l'm so fucking hungry, Bill
l'm so hungry, l never knew anyone could be so hungry.
would you mind... handin me... a piece
of that possum over there?
just a little bit
l think we best get you to a hospital right quick
What the fuck they gonna do with her in a hospital Bill?
Shut up
Jesus
Why is she doing that?
a tortoise is movin'
Relax!
somebody get her to stop doing that shit
it hurts bitch
the little fuckers are tearin me apart
the bastard led us here
Margeret cover your mouth don't let them in your mouth
they tried to get into my mouth
what kind of thing wants you to eat it?
Kelly honey you're gonna turn into a plum in there - Prune mama.
plums turn into prunes
i know what turns into what
so wont you finish and get yourself into bed, you hear?
Time to turn in ladies
just a couple more pages, Mom
No!
Besides you know what day tomorrow is - Family fun day - That is correct!
So good night!
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bug bites.
Good night, Mom! -Goodnight
Shelby come in
11-41, I need paramedics out here right away I got 4 men down
Shelby are you there
Shelby we got an emergency here, This is Bill
Oh crud
Shelby.
This is no time for a break Shelby I mean it
Shelby -They alive?
Praise Jesus!
Praise Jesus?!
That's fucking pushing it!
this shits about as far form god as shit can get!
either of you ever seen anything like that?
you ever heard of anything like that?
Huh?
me neither
and I watch animal planet all the fucking time!
I got no reception out here
I gonna run back to the car and try to call the paramedics from there
that's a long way with those worms out there
yeah well nice change of pace from human deer
Alright you three get this folks out of the barn all the rotten stench can't be doing em any good
you take this
i got my colt
Be careful - Yeah, theres a thought
You know what this is.
lt's god damn biological weapons
That's what it is.
Govenment's testing em on Wheelsy You know why?
Cause I don't take no shit form nobody at those state hearings
they want to bukkake Jack McCreedy
they can kiss my ass!
if this shit contagious and i turn into fucking mollusk
l'm gonna sew those bastards i swear to god
and you can sew right along side of me i don't care if you're a lesbo
you don't deserve this shit
It's like..oh man... smells like rotten mayonaise
Hi sugerplum!
Marriage, it's a scared bond
just like you said
What?
I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all
I lost my ...head
i didn't mean to do none of them things i done
Not...
Kill them ...pets!
Not make Brenda...
a womb
But it was my n- nature aint it?
how can you blame someone for acting ac-
-cording to his own nature
l wanted to tell you what was going on, but...
l was afraid you wouldn't love me no more
l never knew love Strala
Wally, you alright?
maybe you'd better sit back down! you don't look so good
Hey!
Kylie honey you ok?
hi kylie it's me
open the door jellybean come on kylie
open the door
we love you sweetheart come on out now open the door
get away
y'all get away
kylie there no excuse not to be with your family this is family funday isn't it kylie
Y'all better just sit back down
you need to get some rest
You're sick!
meat!
Let her go!
Y'all just take step back now, alright?
There you go, sugerplum
Why you accusing the kents 'fore you...
-here both sides of the story -hear both sides of the story
Why you talking like Grant?
'cause I am Grant
-l'm your husband! -I'm your husband!
you swore to honor and obey me
So put that goddamn gun down!
Stay away from her!
it burns! what the...
Get away from her, -meat
Get away from her l am gonna shoot you l swear to the God!
You aint gonna shoot me starla, l told you..
You always needed me to protect you!
You for damn sure I ain't got the balls to..
Christ on a cross
uncle grants gonna show you a good time girl
open this door you little whore
dont mess with me you little slut
kylie this is your last chance
little bitch! - Hey!
What's going on?
the hell you doing?
Hey hey easy easy!
What the hell happen to you Otis?
poinson ivy out back maybe
We're itchy
no they're not my parents they're trying to trick you
The worms are in their brains
Alright look! Y'all stay right there on the spot
i'm gonna call the paramedics come help you
And kylie's gonna come with me
hey there killer!
Starla's my woman you bitch
what's with the spitting?
margeret come in margeret are you there?
chief go go there gonna get in
my friends are still out there... Trevor?
what the heck is going on?
bitch is hardcore
Get in the car!!!
Go!!!
Starla! Starla!
So.. how's everybody's evening?
good?... Good
thanks
Shelby
Shelby you there?
hey chief how ya doing?
Did you found that...
There's a 'squiter in here driving me bonkers
Shelby you seen any of these...
l don't know what to call them... like big slugs, only they're fast
No slug!
But your mama call she said
the toilet's all backed up again wants you come over soon as you're finished there.
Alright, sweet heart listen I need you to listen to me just a second okay
She said it's what you done in there on sunday what caused the back up.
Alright listen l need to get the CDC on the horn for me ok
Shelby are you nodding?
Uh yeah sorry, I'll get you right back.
theres a big tree in front yard and
the roots got into pipes and messes with the whole system on the way to the main
she uses lots of paper
Where is the Mr. Pib?
l told your secretary to pack Mr. Pib it's the only coke I like
Goddamn Brenda's bloatin like a water baloon?
worms driving my firends around like they goddamn skingaurd people
are spitting acid at me turn ya into cottage cheese
and now there no fucking goddamn mr. pib
jesus christ jack let me get right on it
it was me I became it
him, part of him
who?
Mrs. Grant's toasting.
but he wasn't always him
he came from...
he a goddamn martian
martians is from mars jack
or it's a general term meaning outer space fucker
no it isn't -look it up cocksucker
enough
Kylie!
honey, what do you mean?
his real face looks like a needle
the way he always got antoher
he goes form place to place worlds, planets
killing them some he gets pregnant
others he just takes over with his forms
and the rest he eats till they're gone
Now he's here
l've seen this worms
these worms in thier brains now you saying they're all connected?
it's like they're all one deal
an animal that doesn't procreate
it spreads grows
absorbing the minds and bodies of the organisms around it
lt's a conscious disease
if i weren't about to shit my pants i'd be fucking fascinated
we're back everythings gonna be okay.
Shelby did you get the CDC for me we're at the city limits
Welcome back...killer
got a little surprise for the lot of you
just right around the corner
starla starla
Starla! Let her go! Jesus!
-Meat
Chief? Come on, come here
Stay here Jack wake up
wake up -hurry
stay here
worms beat us here
alright, there's a grenade in that station
now, if I use that to destroy Grant he's the center of the whole system, right?
does that mean the whole thing will be destroyed?
Maybe - Maybe?
Okay!
You wait here, alright, stay hid I'll be back
This is Chief Pardy
l can't!
Fuck me
Hey...motherfucker!
We got to go!
Once one sees us they all see us
Take this, here!
Sweetie don't look, don't look
What are we gonna do now?
Probabaly turn into a couple of these fucked up things
that's kind of negative
well it's been that sorta day
Thank you for saving my ass back there
Your welcome
Course when I tell that story it's gonna be the other way around
What do you mean? - Like l saved to you.
Yeah if we live -right
now, they're dragging these bodies due north do you think that'll lead us to Mrs. Grant?
You like her don't you?
Come on!
Who's there?
Bill?
Starla?
Hello?
Do you look at me like that
Don't you just see?
got no idea what it's like to be this hungry
i just ate a pig and I still want more
Damn republicans gotta run all you republicans outta town
Your said "for better or worse" you lied
bitch, slut, whore
there's the worms...
that's where they're bringing the bodies
probably new breeders feed them inside
oh my god, that's Grant
that's where they're joining together
well now, that is some fucked up shit
There's Starla
you stay here
no, l ain't staying here by myself
Alright, come on!
You tried to kill me and run off with Pardy
you just want to fuck him now cause he's so good looking
I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere till I'm all that is
then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed won't you sugerplum?
i'm sorry
I just thought you were trying to kill me
and you can't expect me not to go through...
...some adjustments
after all these changes
You done a real nice job decorating baby
you like these memories?
yeah I know you don't want to hurt me Grant
you like being called Grant don't you?
i can do that i can call you that
cause you're lonely right?
you been alone so long I can't even imagine, i bet
you don't have to be alone anymore
cause you and I we could be together
I never had much use for this world anyway
i can stay with you while you do what you need to do
cause it's you nature
and i see that now
i'm here for you
Kill me Pardy
Please!
...i'v been around a billion years you think you can fuck with me?
yep
Shit!
Shoot him!!!
Bill
Bill...
Bill!
That really hurt.
Are you alright?
We need both of them things in you to get all womby
oh that's Awesome!
bet you regret not running off with me to hollywood now 'ey bill?
hell Starla
I've always regretted that
bet ya phil's just a few miles down the 10
got that hospital there with the big green steeple thingy up top
hey Kylie why don't you
tell Mrs. Grant that story about how I saved you from that deer
Oh yeah, Bill saved me from a deer
Oh yeah?